That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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