so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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