He is such a slut. More and more my type.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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