I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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