Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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