Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
How does it feel to date your dad?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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