we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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