An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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