i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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