Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
