He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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