I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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