My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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