Can i not drive my cunt home
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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