any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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