You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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