it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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