So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
