Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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