I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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