When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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