Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
My penis needs a shock collar
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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