dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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