he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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