Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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