omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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