Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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