"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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