my phone needs a breathalizer
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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