He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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