some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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