escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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