We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
