her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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