you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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