Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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