So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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