there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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