But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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