the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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