I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
