I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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