we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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