Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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