talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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