So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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