Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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