sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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