Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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