I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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