In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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