thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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