East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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