Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
