you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize