I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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