well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I don't think brook has ever known best
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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