I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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