normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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